WOLOLO

WOLOLO

The priest chants. The enemy changes color. Everything you own is about to turn Robinhood green.

Fees + wololo = gold. Every trade pays 5% in gold to holders.

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The WOLOLO priest, in Robinhood green robes, staff in hand, arm raised mid-chant

Conversion

In the game, one chant flips a unit to your side and it changes color. Same rules here. Pick a target, press the button, listen.

Targets
Game chat

Lore

Who is he

A priest with a staff and one word. In 1997 he walked up to enemy armies and made them his with a chant. Twenty-nine years later the chant is still the most quoted sound in strategy games.

He has a new target list now: KOLs, tired memecoins, your friend who only buys ETH. He converts them one at a time, and they come out green.

The rules of conversion

It takes a while. The priest stands there chanting and the target keeps walking. Then it flips. Holders know the feeling.

Once converted, they fight for you. Every KOL that turns green starts posting for the other side.

Faith reloads. He never runs out of chants. This site never runs out of loop.

Tokenomics

Paired with GLD, tokenized gold. Every buy and every sell pays a fee in gold, and 5% of each trade goes to the people holding WOLOLO.

1,000,000,000
Total supply
6%
Trade fee on every buy and sell
5% in gold
Of every trade, paid to holders in GLD, pro-rata. Routed onchain, permanent.
Robinhood
Chain. Fair launch on pons, no presale, liquidity locked forever. Buy with ETH, get paid in gold.

How to buy

Get a wallet

Any wallet that talks to the Robinhood chain. Fund it with a little of the native gas token.

Open PONS

Go to the WOLOLO page on the pons launchpad. Check the contract address matches the one at the top of this site.

Swap

Pick an amount in ETH, confirm, wait for the chant. You are now green.

Claim your gold

Your share of the fees piles up in GLD. Open your profile menu on pons and claim it whenever you want. Hold more, get more.

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